Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...