Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...