Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...