Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...