Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
police glow worm
|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...