Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....