A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Stupid attorneys
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Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Demerit Point System Used by Women.
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Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...