Lawyers and sperm
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Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...