Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...