Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...