A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...