DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Elephant jokes 12
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Sex While Pregnant
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Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
Hiring an accountant
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The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
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What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...