Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
A new type of fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!