Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...