Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...