Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...