Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...