200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever