Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...