Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
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Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
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Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...