Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
The World’s Shortest Books
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Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...