Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...