I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...