Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...