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YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
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Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...
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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...