Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...