A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...