Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...