Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...