Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
An error publishing an article
|From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...