Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...