Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Halloween Funnies!
Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...