Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
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Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
A mouse-tache!
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Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
My daughter is your reward
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I’m just trying to be helpful
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The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!