Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!