Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...