Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...