How much for all night?
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Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
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Quotes About Women
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The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
elephant sex
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One and the same.
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Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...