Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...