Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...