What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...