Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Go Farther
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
College by Dave Barry
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...