Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...