Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...