Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
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Criminal Hall of Shame
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The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
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Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...