Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....