Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.