Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...