Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
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