Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...