A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...